1. (Source: 15yearold, via allykay1508)

  2. (Source: swissswed, via whats-your-poision)

  3. (Source: heartlessdrunk, via allykay1508)

  4. s-e-l-f-h-a-t-e:

    blackvielbridesarmy:

    theanchorholdswithinmysoul:

    If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. 

    Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!

    marry me

    (Source: chuckhistory, via allykay1508)

  5. literallysame:

    I don’t want it to be easter anymore

    (Source: mrmortymortician, via ruinedchildhood)

  6. decibelsandpaperbacks:

    This week on Tumblr:

    It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

    (Source: little-blue-aeroplane, via shewasnumberone)

  7. Are you a top or a bottom?

    humansinthesky:

    I haven’t played Mario Kart in years, but I think I’d be okay with playing either screen! 

  8. (Source: jayun, via allykay1508)

  9. mewsoleum:

    ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:

    • panny
    • panuni
    • penne
    • paninny
    • panina
    • pnnnnnn
    • panty

    chipotle:

    • chipotel
    • chipootle
    • chipotly
    • chernobyl
    • chepot
    • chepoodle
    • chipsodle

    (via allykay1508)

  10. may4thirteen:

    All I need is you, neck kisses, & free pizza.

    (via imdancingaroundallalone)

  11. waltgifs:

    werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

    Reasons not to go outside:

    1. Ruffians
    2. Thugs
    3. Poison ivy
    4. Quick sand
    5. Cannibals
    6. Snakes
    7. The plague
    8. Large bugs
    9. Men with pointy teeth
    10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

    image

    (via shewasnumberone)